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There's not much for me to say. I love to play trivia and Texas hold 'em, I love knowledge, and I love contributing my knowledge to the world. I love easily :)

I have tested out at genius level. I am also modest. Yeah, right... :p

I am also a high-school dropout with an 11th grade education. I have didaskaleinophobia, the fear of going to school or being taught in a scholastic environment. Ironic, huh, that I still crave worldly knowledge?

I will continue to edit this page of mine as it seems prudent to do... John :)

This user just wanted to say...
"Have a nice day!"
This user is a mammal.
prog-1This user is a beginning programmer.
prog-xThis user is merely a humble programmer.
Ada-0This user does not understand Ada, or refuses to program in it.
asm-0This user does not understand Assembly, or refuses to program in it.
ASCII-0This user does not understand ASCII.
EBCDIC-0This user does not understand EBCDIC.
BASIC-1This user is a beginner BASIC programmer.
This user has no idea how to program his TI calculator with TI-BASIC.
vb-0This person does not understand Visual Basic (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in it).
vb.net-0This person does not understand Visual Basic .NET (or does not want to program in it).
C-0This person does not understand C (or does not want to program in C).
C++-0This user does not understand C++ (or does not want to program in C++).
C#-0This user does not understand C#, or does not want to program in C#.
objc-0This person does not understand Objective-C (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in Objective-C).
COBOL-0This person does not understand COBOL (or understands it with considerable difficulties or does not want to program in COBOL).
D-0This user does not understand D or does not want to program in D.
HTML-2This user is an intermediate HTML user.
js-0This user does not understand JavaScript (or does not want to write JavaScript).
Java-0This user has some undisclosed problems with Java.
F#-0This user does not understand F#, or does not want to program in F#.
for-0This person does not understand Fortran, or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in Fortran.
G-0This person does not understand G-code (or does not want to program in G-code).
hs-0This person does not understand Haskell (or does not want to program in Haskell).
math-0This user either doesn't know how to code MathML, or wishes they didn't.
mircs-0This user does not have a clue what mIRC scripts are about.
MML-0This user does not understand Music Macro Language or does not want to program in MML.
Perl-0This user does not understand Perl, or can only read it knowing AWK and *NIX shells.
PHP-0This user does not understand PHP, or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in PHP.
py-0This user doesn't understand Python (or has many difficulties with it or doesn't want to program in it).
re-0This person does not understand regular expressions (or understands them with considerable difficulties, or does not want to write them).
Rubelite — This person does not understand Ruby, or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in Ruby.
SQL-0This person does not understand SQL (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to write SQL).
svg-0This person does not understand SVG (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to write SVG).
XML-0This person does not understand XML.
{{Wiki}}This user is an intermediate writer in the MediaWiki language.
xhtml-0This person does not understand XHTML, but might know that Wikipedia uses it.
XULThis user would rather cross the streams than code in XUL.
Tcl-0This person does not understand Tcl (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to script in Tcl).
This user likes Java.

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This user cannot use, or refuses to use, LaTeX typesetting.
{{t|2}}This user understands what templates do, and how to write them.
This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.
Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".
;This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.
;This user's favorite punctuation is semicolons; he likes using them a lot.
;This user is addicted to semicolons; he uses them frequently.
-This user is a hyphenation expert.
’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
’sThis user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should!
"..!"This user believes that punctuation should always come on the inside of quotation marks.
,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
A, B, and
A and B
This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
ANAL 5This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.
əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.
GNThis user is a Grammar Ninja and says "WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" as proof.
This user thinks good grammar is sexy.
“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.
Subj This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.
than
then
This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
English Singulars: "The data is..." This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.
Latin Plurals: "Data is are..." This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
majority

ad populum fallacy
Although this user acknowledges the logical fallacy ad populum, they do not think that it applies to human language, and recognise that the majority determines grammatical "right" and "wrong".
whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.
based Based on experience, this user knows that based off is nearly always incorrect.
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
"There's" with a plural subjectThis user knows that "there's" with a plural subject is a pervasive grammatical error. There's There are too many people making this mistake. Don't be one of them.


to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
śṣThis user believes that Indic languages should be properly transliterated.
Α αThis user's favorite letter in the Greek alphabet is Άλφα.
Я яThis user's favorite letter in the Russian alphabet is я.
SoE-5This fine gentleman, or if so permitted this proper Southern belle, is a genuine pro-fessional eloquent speaker of our delightful Southern English.
en-us
-ap-2
Thisere user unnerstans Appalachian English and maught een tawk it sumtaams.
en-us-
ca
-1
This person's California English sucks. They're probably from the East Coast.
en-us
-noc
-2
This guy (or gal) can speak a little North-Central English then.
en-CA
-1
This user has a basic understanding of Canadian English.
en-sg-0This user does not understand Singlish (or understands it with difficulties, otherwise does not want to hear or speak it).
es-
spa
-0
Este usuario no entiende español castellano (o lo entiende con mucha dificultad).
es-
mx
-0
Este usuario no entiende el español que se habla en México (o lo entiende con mucha dificultad).
es-
cl
-0
Este usuario no entiende Español Chileno (o lo entiende con mucha dificultad).
sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
tuff, doe, chru, toughtThis user thinks English spelling reform is dumb, since we'll have to do it again anyway in a few hundred years, and besides, no writing system is telling me how to talk.
This user knows that because English is a living language, grammar and syntax are not fixed.
a lot alotThis user recognizes that linguistic change is a natural and desirable aspect of human language.
Speakers Know Best This user recognizes that grammar comes from humans, not from the heavens. Trust native speakers.
neutralityThis user could not care less about the use of gender-neutral language.
wyf-
man
This user understands grammatical gender historically preceded and is independent of natural gender.
Thou/YeThis user wants to resurrect the T–V distinction in English.
WeThis user refers to themselves in the majestic plural.
fgn-1This user can scrape by in at least one dialect of foreign.
la-3Hic usor callidissima latinitate contribuere potest.
es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
...This user would like to know all existing languages.
Hrkt-1
This user has a basic understanding of the Katakana or Hiragana.
gb-0This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims.
pigIsthay userway ancay ontributecay ithway away ativenay evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay.
nws-0This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.
blksp-0This user doesn't know any of the Black Speech of Mordor and most likely has never even read The Lord of the Rings.
den-0 Dieser User findet Denglisch uncool.
Nds-0This droog knows nothing about Nadsat.
chef-0Zees user-a duesn't speek zee Cheffspeek. Bork Bork Bork!
dlph-0This user cannot speak, has considerable difficulty speaking, or does not wish to speak dolphin.
lap-0This user cannot speak or does not wish to speak Lapine and probably hated Watership Down.
Ewok-0Chi ita lungee.
trn-0This user has no idea how to speak Troscann but knows what it is.
ury-0Chyuc acol jeoc meg amjolcgumja Uryuomoco (el amjolcgumjc yug quyuch semcyujoluvro jyuhhyusargi).
tng-0This user does not understand Tengwar.
-2This user has an intermediate understanding of Medical Latin.
Ubbi-2Thubis ubusuber cuban spubeak uban ubintubermedubiubate lubevubel ubof Ububbubi Dububbubi.
IntS-4Tihs tweedler uses über Internet slang that will pwn you.
Wdk-0This user has no idea how to speak Wenedyk but can tell you where it's from.
BS-6This user is able to contribute with a professorial level of Bullshit.
blz-0This user doesn't understand, or wish to understand any blazon.
Rot13-0Guvf hfre qbrf abg haqrefgnaq Ebg13 (be haqrefgnaqf vg jvgu pbafvqrenoyr qvssvphygl).
1337-1Th1s us3r is 4bl3 2 c0ntr1but3 w1th 4 b451( l3v3l 0f 1337.
Hebr-0
א
This user has no understanding of the Cursive form of the Hebrew alphabet.
ipa-0
ə
This user does not understand the International Phonetic Alphabet.
snkThis user says either sneaked or snuck.
to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.
byThe passive voice may be used by this user.
couldn't'veThis user believes that couldn't've would make a perfectly fine word.
ain't nobodyThis user hates seeing double negatives clutter up the English language. He wants to stomp it out no matter what it takes.
…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
man-
kind
Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.
which & thatThis user knows how to use which and that correctly.
if & whetherThis user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.
less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.
much & manyThis user understands the difference between much & many.
.  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period.
.  TheThis user believes sentence spacing is a style choice, not a law.
its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
its
it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
itsThis user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).
Majority Usage
=
Correct Grammar
This user recognizes that if most people make the same grammatical "mistake", it ceases to be a mistake and becomes proper grammar, for grammar has no immutable or moral "right" or "wrong" and "correct grammar" is determined by majority usage.
A sentence contains "A quoted sentence.". This user thinks, "Punctuation should come at the end of every sentence.".
"…"This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.
ubiquitous ≠ widespreadThis user asserts that the more common word is often not the most precise.
DMCausing unintended humor, this user edits dangling modifiers.
USage declineThis user uses American English, but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration.
This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.
Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng
you oneThis user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works.
EnglishThis user knows that 'to' is pronounced /tʊ/, not /a/.
CAThis user uses
Canadian English spelling.
AIM-0This user does not understand or have any interest in AOLer.
A Parrot.This user is a parrot lover.
A Penguin.This user likes penguins.
This user believes that cats are NOT food.

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This user likes cats.
Cat LoverThis user is a
cat lover
.
This user loves cats.
This user is a cat lover.
Cat LoverThis user is a
cat lover
.
This user is a cat lover.
This user is a cat lover.
This user wants to own one or more cats.
TNRThis user supports the trap-neuter-return approach to managing the feral cat population.
PET DOGThis user is happy to have a pet dog.
This user has a pet dog.
This user likes big dogs, and cannot lie... (though he does NOT like the song this userbox is based on!)
This user owns one or more dogs.
This user owns one or more dogs.
This user is owned by one or more dogs.
This user thinks there is nothing better than a puppy.
This user firmly believes that puppy mill operators should spend some time with this guy.
This user knows that wolf hunting with dogs is parricide.
This user's pets own him!
This user is a mutt lover.
This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs.
Snack!This user has a large dog that thinks small dogs are tasty snacks
This user thinks pets should only come from an animal shelter.
This user dislikes
mosquitos.
Five Parakeets.This User LOVES Parakeets.
This user likes squirrels.
This user thinks sheep are cute.
This user likes goats.
Driver's
license
This user has a driver's license.
CamryThis user drives a Toyota Camry.
This user is a Monty Python fan.
This user is proud to be a nerd, although he prefers not to brag and often go(es) incognito without a pocket protector.
This user is interested in computer engineering.
This user can type 70 WPM.
This user has posted to Usenet newsgroups.
TCP/IPThe user was active on the Internet before the World Wide Web was invented.WWW
@This user can be reached by email.
This user uses MSN Messenger.
This user uses Skype.
This user buys and sells on eBay.
YThis user prefers Yahoo over Google.G
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.
БОРАТThis user is a fan of Borat.
You Might Be a Redneck If...This user is a fan of Jeff Foxworthy.
Guitar-0This user does not play the Guitar (but will one day!).
dm-0This user doesn't understand, or wish to understand death metal roars, screams, grunts, snarls, or growls.
This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.
This user contributes using a laptop.
This user uses an AMD processor
HPThis user contributes using an HP computer.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
This user's mobile phone and data-services provider is Verizon.
ChatThis user has been chatting online with hot babes all day.
M This user wants to be in Mensa.
HIQS This user might as well be a member of a high IQ society because he is a certified ʌgen-ius!
This user believes that Conservapedia is about as trustworthy as North Korea is democratic.
This user eats at
Domino's Pizza.
This user loves pizza.
This user loves to eat pizza.
This user eats crab.
This user prefers cheesesteaks with provolone.
This user eats cheese.
This user eats chili.
This user loves to eat fries, or chips.
This user eats popcorn.
This user eats quesadillas.
This user loves spaghetti.
This user loves sausages.
This user eats bananas.
This user loves oranges.
If he had his little way, this user would eat peaches every day.
This user is a waffle eater.
This user eats salad.
This user eats spinach.
This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
This user eats fish.
This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause.
This user eats bagels.
This user eats sufficient quantities of Hot Dogs to positively qualify as an Honorary Hot Dog in his own right.
This user loves blue cheese.
This user loves to eat pineapples.
Steak This user is a carnivore.
This user is an omnivore.
AnalAs pertains his edits, this user is very anal.
This user is interested in philately.
This user loves the 1980s and participates in the 1980s retro movement