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It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.

~Carl Sagan

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This user wants to stop
global warming.

This user advocates pacifism.

According to the political compass this user is Economic Left (-6.25) and Social Libertarian (-4.51).

This user opposes the use of capital punishment.

This user knows that there are
2,000,000 reasons why the
2003 invasion of Iraq was wrong.^†

This user lives in the
United States of America.

DEM	This user supports the Democratic Party of the United States.

God made this user an atheist. Do you question his wisdom?

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This user is a high school student.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is 135.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user is a chocoholic.

This user prefers
New York pizza

This user eats cheese.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user prefers unflavoured live yoghurt.

This user eats bagels.

This user loves pancakes.

This user drinks orange juice.

This user takes his/her coffee with 2 creams and 1 sugars.

This user drinks Diet Coke religiously.

CThis user can't make up their mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and drinks both.P

This user plays the saxophone.

This user enjoys classical music.

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This user enjoys rock 'n' roll.

cRap	This user can't stand rap music.

This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless
Country Music is eliminated.^†

This user loves
The Beatles.

QThis user is caught in a landslide, no escape from reality...

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Thievery Corporation

Fox NewsThis user hates Fox News and anything connected to it.

fan-3This user thinks that George Carlin is the greatest comedian of all time.

d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

AntsThis user, for one, welcomes our new Insect Overlords.

30	This user is a fan of 30 Rock.

This user is a MSTie.

TDSThis user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.

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This user is the world's most giant doctor.

This user listens to NPR.

PBSThis user pledged Zeeba Zeeba Eata.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user brushes with Denham's Dentifrice.
Denham's Does It!

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